flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

83624 14 hours ago via / source

croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

279589 1 day ago via / source

roughrimjob:

*dabs grease off pizza with a paper towel* I’m eating healthy

94940 1 day ago via / source

dysenterygay:

I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.

265449 1 day ago via / source

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

442337 3 days ago via / source

dislikeyous:

modern day politics

18605 4 days ago via / source

bitchyougood:

i would describe myself as glamirouse, mysteriouse, and a bit

image

202787 4 days ago via / source

ohmygoodgoodness:

pansexualityisperfect:

All people should have their cake and the ability to eat it too. 

And yes, I edited the title to include all sexualities. :)

A civil muffin

196243 4 days ago via / source

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.
472430 5 days ago via / source

upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

442301 5 days ago via / source

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

524699 5 days ago via / source

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

154829 5 days ago via / source

idioticteen:

harrystyls:

what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

119914 5 days ago via / source

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

502125 5 days ago via / source

natural-variation:

At the Orphan Black script read throughs it is just Tatiana Maslany reading out loud in different accents?

2645 6 days ago via / source
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