thecorgi:

Someone brought doggie cupcakes to the dog park….

This is my dog.

33959 5 days ago via / source

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hereunoia:

It angered my Mother when I pulled the neighbor’s daisies

and hid them in my room.

That’s not right, she said. It isn’t yours.


There are people that take things without permission.

Without consent.

People that will open your legs

until you feel the juncture where thigh…

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sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
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77745 2 weeks ago via / source

221bbarricade:

You are so disappointing

#Scott McCall

52715 3 weeks ago via / source

snizzydoesit:

dynastylnoire:

elleduzitwell:

DO NOT SCROLL PASS. THIS IS YOUR DAUGHTER, YOUR SISTER, YOUR FRIEND. PLEASE HELP TO BRING #relisha #rudd BACK HOME SAFE AND SOUND.

booooooooooooooooost

Yo this is happening in my backyard. Please reblog this. They are now saying she maybe as far south as Atlanta 

187301 3 weeks ago via / source

gaywrites:

Meet the first couples to tie the knot after marriage equality took effect in England and Wales last night. Congratulations, all. (via BBC)

3287 3 weeks ago via / source

ionlyfollowbadblogs:

Turn ons: common sense

108586 3 weeks ago via / source

drunkdilf:

isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

254129 4 weeks ago via / source

stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

288825 4 weeks ago via / source

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

500004 4 weeks ago via / source

voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

183435 4 weeks ago via / source

jacobshutup:

is anyone really happy with their nose

181146 4 weeks ago via / source

hijabilovesyou:

i think i just died excuse me

4816 1 month ago via / source

girlwhowasonfire:

ya kno john green books can be really poetic and meaningful and stuff but if you frame them in the context of real life it’s like wow if i knew a teenager this pretentious in person i would not hesitate to smack em upside the head

84569 1 month ago via / source
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