flexsays:

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

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kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

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trilliath:

tyleroakley:

all you could ever need in a book

I don’t understand but I want it

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the-spooky-alchemist:

"assigning genders to babies is wrong"

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Why girls stress over periods

secretlycapricious:

larry-stylinanal:

  • The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
  • The constant cramps
  • Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
  • Having to deal with mood swings
  • Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’ 
  • When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
  • Craving food to calm you down
  • The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont 
  • CRAMPS
  • Feeling over emotional
  • CRAMPS
  • CRAMPS
  • FUCKEN CRAMPS

YOU MEAN I DON’T ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE BLOOD?!

312969 4 days ago via / source

mellarkish:

"birth control violates religious beliefs" yea ok but remember that thing called the separation of church and state

77924 4 days ago via / source

the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

431176 4 days ago via / source

reverseracist:

it’s so weird when annoying people say other people are annoying

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ispeakineloquently:

fudgeflies:

i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts

probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore

397715 4 days ago via / source

mossgoth:

good news, everyone: dogs

57800 4 days ago via / source

ladypaceofmirkwood:

I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck

45307 4 days ago via / source

iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

348230 4 days ago via / source

filed under: jokes i didn’t understand when i was younger

6238 4 days ago via / source
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