all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
even the essays i write sound sarcastic
Harry Potter's Character DevelopmentBooks 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
did u guys see me at the oscars
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
fanfiction should be taken a lot more seriously as literature. True, some of it isn’t really excellent writing and some is just smut but let me tell you i have read some fics that are beautifully well done and turned my life upside down and legitimately gave me feelings for days and if that’s not real literature then what is
Stiles is a gift to the world
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
and the award for unexpected turns goes to